PsymonSays
September 17th, 2007, 08:38 PM
Today's Sermon was --- Forgive Your Enemies.
Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of
you have Forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this
time, except one small elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing
to Forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any." She replied, smiling
sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight." she replied.
"Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us
all how a Person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the
world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced
the Congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."
I want that old lady as my grandma!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of
you have Forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this
time, except one small elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing
to Forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any." She replied, smiling
sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight." she replied.
"Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us
all how a Person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the
world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced
the Congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."
I want that old lady as my grandma!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!