Dubird
May 19th, 2006, 12:16 AM
Yes, I have fallen victum to that plague of teenage angst. XP Seriously, though, I was cleaning out my shelves, and ran across some oldies from high school. Goofy, yes, but not all that bad. I just had the insaine urge to share it. Man, I found so much great stuff! ^_^;;
--
You are my heart
my world
I would givem y life for you
But you don't see
what you mean to me
You look the other way
You're my best friend
but I wish it were more
I want to be near you
to touch you
to hold you
be your shoulder to cry on
and the one you laugh with
Your partner every step of the way
with you...
---
Road Trip
Sitting here
Standing there
Bored out of my mind
I wish I were out of here
So I drive
through the hills
for the rest of my life
just driving
Uptown
Downtown
Watching the buildings go by
Over river
Under tree
Seeing the cows by twos and threes
All in good company while we're driving
on a road trip
through the valleys of life
Seeing the years fall past
people coming and go
Laughing and losing
Just driving
--
Is it real?
or just in my mind?
Can I see?
or am I blind?
What did he just say?
--
I sit here in band
listening to the light notes
floating gently by.
-------
And now, for some fun, some poems that me and my classmates wrote back in third grade. Some of these are hilarious!
--
first, a few of mine:
I wish I could be as
High as the birds
And as free as the wind.
Martian Landing
There was once a martian
His name was Lancing.
One day, he came down
To earth and picke
Me up and off we went!
I never expected a martian to come
And show me the universe,
But it happened.
Blue is like
A clam ocean
climbing softly
On the beach.
--
and some of my favorites from my classmates.
Space Lies
I can jump to Pluto,
Venus,
Jupiter,
And when I went to Mars I got some candy bars.
I jumped all the way to Mercury
And then I tried the sun
But it didn't work so well
It burned my bottom so bad
I blasted right back to Earth.
WEIRDOS ARE MEANT TO BE WEIRD
Weirdos are a special kind of nerdy
Elephants.
In the old days if you were
Really weird you would be a
Disgrace. No you can be an
Omnipotent weirdo like
Steve Martian.
Are you a weirdo? I think I'm a
Really wearid weirdo.
Even my dog is one.
My weird talents don't have any
Effect on my life. I think I'm an
Anteater.
Nobody knows what a weirdo is except
The weirdo.
The weirdo's life is not always an
Orange peel dump.
Being a weird never stops in your
Everlasting life.
Weirdos -
Everybody likes them - a little.
I don't understand my weird self.
Real people are weirdos too.
Don't ask me about weirdos, I'm a weirdo myself.
My Life as Food
I used to be a peanut,
But now I'm peanut butter.
I used to be wheat germ,
But now I'm cream of wheat.
I used to be dinner,
But now I'm in the litter box.
I'm Disappointed in Life
Life is stupid
You have ot go to school
And you have to do housework
You even have to get married -
But the worst is kids.
First Place Adventure
I went to a native territory
In Africa one day.
I saw bushes, trees, and
Animals. Say,
I saw Ms. Jesser in a pot
Being cooked by natives, you see,
They were singin'
The tribe song, "Guitarzan".
Right under her,
I saw dinosaur bones
"Biggin's" they call 'em.
They were worth a lot, no doubt.
I saved Ms. Jesser and stole
The bones and flew back to the states.
I won the Nobel Prize for science
To my surprise, and now,
I live in royalty.
YELLOW
Yawning in the clear blue sky
Every evening it falls out of the heavens
Like a shooting star
Losing sight of the precious color.
Open up your
Window and take in its beauty.
(some limricks!)
There once was a worm named Sammy.
Who was unmistakeably clammy.
He fell in the lake
And said, "Goodness sake!
I think I forgot how to swammy!"
There once was an old man from Spain
Who thought he was going insane.
He got his kicks
By playing with sticks
And sticking htem into his brain.
There once was a very strange man
Who threw himself into a pan.
He fried himself up
And was served in a cup
For he was a very strange man.
There once was a girl from FreeFromm
Who asked, "Can I go to the prom?"
And when she got there
She danced off her hair
And went running home to her mom.
one of mine, i could resist!
(and some odd ones...it was basicly one line, and then the second line is almost a rimshot...that's the best i can describe it)
I like your new mini, it's really a find,
(Actually, the skirt is showing your behind.)
My cats love to sit in freashly cleaned chairs,
(But when they get up they leave all their hairs.)
In winter it always snows snowflakes,
(In summer I think it should pink pink rakes.)
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There you have it, a dreaded look into my past. If you're traumitzed, please send all complaints to someone else because I will just laugh. Meh. :meh:
--
You are my heart
my world
I would givem y life for you
But you don't see
what you mean to me
You look the other way
You're my best friend
but I wish it were more
I want to be near you
to touch you
to hold you
be your shoulder to cry on
and the one you laugh with
Your partner every step of the way
with you...
---
Road Trip
Sitting here
Standing there
Bored out of my mind
I wish I were out of here
So I drive
through the hills
for the rest of my life
just driving
Uptown
Downtown
Watching the buildings go by
Over river
Under tree
Seeing the cows by twos and threes
All in good company while we're driving
on a road trip
through the valleys of life
Seeing the years fall past
people coming and go
Laughing and losing
Just driving
--
Is it real?
or just in my mind?
Can I see?
or am I blind?
What did he just say?
--
I sit here in band
listening to the light notes
floating gently by.
-------
And now, for some fun, some poems that me and my classmates wrote back in third grade. Some of these are hilarious!
--
first, a few of mine:
I wish I could be as
High as the birds
And as free as the wind.
Martian Landing
There was once a martian
His name was Lancing.
One day, he came down
To earth and picke
Me up and off we went!
I never expected a martian to come
And show me the universe,
But it happened.
Blue is like
A clam ocean
climbing softly
On the beach.
--
and some of my favorites from my classmates.
Space Lies
I can jump to Pluto,
Venus,
Jupiter,
And when I went to Mars I got some candy bars.
I jumped all the way to Mercury
And then I tried the sun
But it didn't work so well
It burned my bottom so bad
I blasted right back to Earth.
WEIRDOS ARE MEANT TO BE WEIRD
Weirdos are a special kind of nerdy
Elephants.
In the old days if you were
Really weird you would be a
Disgrace. No you can be an
Omnipotent weirdo like
Steve Martian.
Are you a weirdo? I think I'm a
Really wearid weirdo.
Even my dog is one.
My weird talents don't have any
Effect on my life. I think I'm an
Anteater.
Nobody knows what a weirdo is except
The weirdo.
The weirdo's life is not always an
Orange peel dump.
Being a weird never stops in your
Everlasting life.
Weirdos -
Everybody likes them - a little.
I don't understand my weird self.
Real people are weirdos too.
Don't ask me about weirdos, I'm a weirdo myself.
My Life as Food
I used to be a peanut,
But now I'm peanut butter.
I used to be wheat germ,
But now I'm cream of wheat.
I used to be dinner,
But now I'm in the litter box.
I'm Disappointed in Life
Life is stupid
You have ot go to school
And you have to do housework
You even have to get married -
But the worst is kids.
First Place Adventure
I went to a native territory
In Africa one day.
I saw bushes, trees, and
Animals. Say,
I saw Ms. Jesser in a pot
Being cooked by natives, you see,
They were singin'
The tribe song, "Guitarzan".
Right under her,
I saw dinosaur bones
"Biggin's" they call 'em.
They were worth a lot, no doubt.
I saved Ms. Jesser and stole
The bones and flew back to the states.
I won the Nobel Prize for science
To my surprise, and now,
I live in royalty.
YELLOW
Yawning in the clear blue sky
Every evening it falls out of the heavens
Like a shooting star
Losing sight of the precious color.
Open up your
Window and take in its beauty.
(some limricks!)
There once was a worm named Sammy.
Who was unmistakeably clammy.
He fell in the lake
And said, "Goodness sake!
I think I forgot how to swammy!"
There once was an old man from Spain
Who thought he was going insane.
He got his kicks
By playing with sticks
And sticking htem into his brain.
There once was a very strange man
Who threw himself into a pan.
He fried himself up
And was served in a cup
For he was a very strange man.
There once was a girl from FreeFromm
Who asked, "Can I go to the prom?"
And when she got there
She danced off her hair
And went running home to her mom.
one of mine, i could resist!
(and some odd ones...it was basicly one line, and then the second line is almost a rimshot...that's the best i can describe it)
I like your new mini, it's really a find,
(Actually, the skirt is showing your behind.)
My cats love to sit in freashly cleaned chairs,
(But when they get up they leave all their hairs.)
In winter it always snows snowflakes,
(In summer I think it should pink pink rakes.)
-------------
There you have it, a dreaded look into my past. If you're traumitzed, please send all complaints to someone else because I will just laugh. Meh. :meh: