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daymost
March 25th, 2006, 12:56 PM
Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.


#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

But the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
Wolflord
March 25th, 2006, 06:47 PM
That is probably the most intelligent thing you have ever said on these forums
Mimiru
March 26th, 2006, 12:29 PM
That is probably the most intelligent thing you have ever said on these forumsIndeed.
daymost
March 26th, 2006, 02:23 PM
Thanks hay wait I have said some thing more intelligent thin that like ………............................................... ......grr you got me their-_-;
Flying_Monkey
March 26th, 2006, 04:31 PM
yeah definately the most inteligent thing you've said plus so far we can all understand it... o.o hell has just frozen over... anyways

pretty funny...
Mimiru
March 27th, 2006, 06:59 AM
aha.. no women have posted against us.apperntly they know its true.
Hell_Cat_18
March 27th, 2006, 11:31 PM
Well...I can't...I like shooting to much ^_^;
D_Marx
October 3rd, 2006, 11:41 AM
It's quite true. There, a woman responded. <3 I wish girls would stop coming up to me, asking me if their outfit matches. But I'm a Leo, I strive for attention in the oddest of ways.
Moon Doggie
October 3rd, 2006, 04:34 PM
teehee!! So true so true so truuue. teehee!!
CabbitGirl
October 4th, 2006, 02:13 AM
hahah ya... i wish i coule buy a silencer for some girls i know... damn. i need some advil after im done talking to some friends (and they wonder why i like the computer more than my phone >_> )

good post daymost =)
Flying_Monkey
October 5th, 2006, 03:28 PM
I silencer for women... the remote still sounds better cabbit... *hides*
GundamFreakX
October 5th, 2006, 10:15 PM
Great list! It brightened me up! X'D
hikaru
October 16th, 2006, 08:55 PM
nice