What did you come up with?

[falling-angel-111]

Pick the month you were born:

January- I crapped
February- I slapped
March- I murdered
April- I looked at
May- I masturbated with
June- I slept with
July- I laughed at
August- I stabbed
September- I shot
October- I made love to
November- I wrestled
December- I had sex with

Now pick the day of your birth

1. A prostitute
2. An Asian
3. A Woman with HIV
4. A drunken black man
5. Santa Clause
6. A playboy bunny
7. A married mom
8. My stuffed bunny
9. Your mom
10. The Easter Bunny
11. A football player
12. A porn star
13. My lettermans Jacket
14. My teacher
15. The Rock
16. A DVD player
17. A pencil sharpener
18. The phone
19. My computer
20. Your house
21. The tape measurer
22. The Lamp
23. The pope
24. Governor Swartenegar
25. Mr. Incredible
26. A transvestite
27. The Devil
28. Your hot sister
29. George Bush
30. A tape recorder
31. The printer

Now the THIRD letter of your LAST name

A- Because I like chocolate
B- Because I was bored
C- Because my pants were on too tight
D- Because I am a homosexual
E- Because my heart is two sizes too small
F- Because I didnt get any presents for Christmas
G- Because I like eggs
H- Because the world will end tomorrow
I- Because I slit my wrists
J- Because I dont have a bf/gf
K- Because I like football
L- Because I was high
M- Because I was drunk
N- Because my mom told me to
O- Because fruit cakes fly
P- Because Im lonely
Q- Because my parents fight a lot
R- Because Im horny
S- Because I want to commit suicide
T- Because I hate school
U- Because I was drunk
V- Because I love slumber parties
W- Because it calms me
X- Because I like brownies
Y- Because I like to spoon
Z- Because I need to masturbate

What did you come up with?

my results: I shot a football player because the world will end tomarrow.

Mine suck, but I can't say if I knew the world would end tomarrow that I wouldn't. :p

Everybody's probably already done it before but I'm curious and they always make me giggle.

[dudeman]

I masturbated with the printer because I'm horny.-_-;

[Dogmatix]

I slapped a porn star because I'm horny... O_o Yes. Yes, I did.

[Azrael]

I laughed at a married mom, because my heart is two sizes too small.


This is actually the case. :nod:

[Godgrave]

I slapped a porn star because I'm horny... O_o Yes. Yes, I did.
X'D

I shot a pencil sharpener because the world will end tomorrow -_-

[Akira13]

I had sex with with the tape measurer because I like chocolate. X'D

[Sledgstone]

I had sex with A transvestite Because my mom told me to.

-_-

[CabbitGirl]

I had sex with A transvestite Because my mom told me to.

-_-

ahahahahahaha

I crapped a pencil sharpener because fruit cakes fly X'D

[Tanoro]

I stabbed Santa Clause because I like chocolate.

These are hilarious! X'D

[daymost]

I made love to an Asian because I like eggs:D

[wolfos3d]

I wrestled my stuffed bunny because I like to spoon.

[Gundam-Ranger-X]

You already know mine and I'm not posting it again. :meh:

[Princess Tasha]

I slept with a drunken black man because I like chocolate.

Well, I do like chocolate...I don't remember the black man though.:\

[falling-angel-111]

X'D I love these.

You already know mine and I'm not posting it again. :meh:

awe, come on yours makes the most sense. *glomp* how 'bout I post it for you? :meh:

[Gundam-Ranger-X]

it's not like I can stop you :p

[falling-angel-111]

yay! GRX's results: I slept with a woman with HIV because I was drunk.

Makes sense, right? X'D

[Azrael]

Tough break. ^_^;

[Wolflord]

I slept with the Easter Bunny because I was high.

I'd say that makes sense.

[CabbitGirl]

hahahaha wolflord X'D i wouldnt put it past you :p

[animelover]

oh my. lol. these are helareous.

I looked at a married mom because I like choclate. lol >_< so funny.

[Mimiru]

i slapped the rock because im suicudial.... uhhh wtf..

[falling-angel-111]

well, it kind of makes sense cause chances are if you slapped the rock, he'd probably kill you. X'D

[Mimiru]

ooooh that rock okay.

[aqu]

I crapped your hot sister because i was high



lame

[Kelini]

^_^; I looked at a married mom because my heart is two sizes too small^_^;

[Aroura]

I masterbated with my computer because my heart is two sizes too small.

Woo? o.O

[Dark's Angel]

I looked at a married mom because my mom told me to.

[Wolflord]

hahahaha wolflord X'D i wouldnt put it past you :p
Neither would I. Neither would I.

[nintendo_girl]

I made love to the lamp because I like chocolate. ^_^: