You Might Be a Military Redneck If...

[Tanoro]

I wrote these jokes and e-mailed them around years ago while I was in the military. For once, these jokes are actually mine. :D

1. If you've ever been caught practicing quickdraw on watch...you might be a military redneck.

2. If you show up for chow one hour early to avoid the long line...you might be a military redneck.

3. If your aircraft stops on the hook and wire system, but the ordinance did not...you might be a military redneck.

4. If you've ever expended ammunition to save your lunch from seagulls...you might be a military redneck.

5. If those seagulls ever expended ammunition to get you back...you might be a military redneck. ;)

6. If you've ever smacked a flying fish with a broom...you might be a military redneck.

7. If you've ever fed hot sauce to a seagull...you might be a military redneck.

8. If you've ever been accused of killing Oscar (the dummy used for man overboard drills)...you might be a military redneck.

9. If you've ever saddled a jet engine...you might be a military redneck.

10. If you've ever disguised illegal alcohol stillery as engine parts...you might be a military redneck.
Our nation's military is doing Jeff Foxworthy proud. :usa:

[Inuyasha88]

2. If you show up for chow one hour early to avoid the long line...you might be a military redneck.

7. If you've ever fed hot sauce to a seagull...you might be a military redneck.



So, I'm a military redneck, and not in the military?

Does it count if they were 22 shots at the seaguls X'D

[Eli]

X'D Navy, right?

[Tanoro]

How'd you guess? ;)

[Eli]

Army. :P

[Tanoro]

Navy - Never Again Volunteer Yourself
U.S. Army - (backwards) Yes, My Retarded @$$ Signed Up
Marine - My @$$ Rides in Navy Equipment

I don't have one for Air Force yet. Any ideas? ;)

[Mimiru]

Air F i have air is ready for. go along with that. my vocab sucks

[Akira13]

I don't know about acronyms, but I always liked Chair Force. X'D

[Eli]

Chair Force is about right. X'D As is the Army one. *dies laughing* .....*goes back to work*...

[Tanoro]

Chair Force? X'D I've heard that one before.

[supagoth]

Air F i have air is ready for. go along with that. my vocab sucks

how about......
Air force: Anyone Is Really Flying On Randomly Collected Equipment.

or to use mimiru's beginning:
Air Force: Air Is Ready For Overly Ridiculous Casino Extortion.

Niether are funny but hey.... what can you do?

[Akira13]

An Idle, Retarded Force Of Ridiculously Chubby Elephant-people

[Tanoro]

Nah, that doesn't work. Air Force is a tricky one.